Ron and the Rude Boys - Good Ship Venus

'Twas on the good ship Venus,
My God you should have seen us,
The figure-head was a whore in bed,
And the mast was a rampant penis.

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Frigging in the rigging, tossing on the crossing,
Wanking on the planking,
There was fuck all else to do.

The captain's name was Slugger, he was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel shit, from one place to another.
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The first mate's name was Cooper,
By Christ he was a trooper,
He jerked and jerked until he worked, himself into a stupor.
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The second mate's name was Andy,
His balls were long and bandy,
They filled his arse with molten brass
For coming in the brandy.
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The Bo'sun's name was Lester,
He was a fanny tester,
Through hymens thick he shoved his prick,
And left it there to fester.
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A homo was the Purser,
He couldn't have been much worser,
With all the crew he had a screw, until they yelled,
"Oh no sir!".
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The captain's randy daughter,
Was swimming in the water,
Delighted squeals revealed that eels,
Had found her sexual quarter.
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The ship's dog's name was Rover,
The whole crew did him over,
They ground and ground that faithful hound,
From Singapore to Dover.
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The end of this narration,
Came in jubilation,
For they sunk the junk in a sea of spunk,
Caused by masturbation.
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