Misanthropes - Got Kicked By a Kangaroo

Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
OK
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
OK
8 am on a Sunday morning
I'm on me weekly hike I take a look to the trail up ahead
And what do I see staring back at me?
The meanest looking kangaroo I've ever laid eyes on
Now I've had my fair share of scuffles with roos
But this one in particular was one ferocious little bugger
This here roo wasn't just aggressive
She had a lust for blood
A near unquenchable thirst for the suffering of others
I had no choice but to take my licks like a man
And let me tell you mate
Boy could she kick
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
Alright!
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
Alright!
I saw the look of death in her eyes
And she matched my gaze and stared right into my soul
She loaded up onto er tail
Balancing perfectly on her muscular appendage
She held herself with such grace and precision
Like some sort of warrior goddess
Next thing I knew her foot was nestled firmly betwixt me nipples
And I proceeded to sail through the air at Mach speed
To summarize mate, to make a long story short
That kangaroo kicked the living daylights outta me
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
Alright!
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin' in the morning dew
OK Alright!

Written by:
Magnus Frable

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