Ron and the Rude Boys - H. a. n. D.

I laid my hand upon her knee, she said,
"Young man you're very very free."

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With your hand, with your hand, with your H-A-N-D hand.

So I laid my hand upon her toe, she said,
"Young man, you're very very low."
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So I put my hand upon her calf, she said,
"Young man you're there by half."
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So I put my hand upon her thigh, she said,
"Young man you're getting rather high."
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So I put my hand upon her rear, she said,
"Young man you're getting rather near."
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So I put my hand upon her bum, she said,
"Young man you'd better use your thumb."
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So I laid my hand upon her quim, she said,
"Young man you'd better put it in."
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So I put it in and waggled it about, she said,
"Young man you'd better take it out."
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So I took it out and wiped it on the grass, she said,
"Young man now stick it up your arse."
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