TestTubeBaby - Happy Birthday to You (When You Were Born You Were Wet Glue)

Happy birthday to you
When you were born
You were wet glue
And all kinds of weird things
Got stuck in you
And like all wet glue
Must do
It dried into dry glue
And that dry glue became you
And try as you might
Though you protest and you fight
All of those weird things
Are stuck in you so tight
But you are so beautiful
Though you're a bit strange
I think you're beautiful
Even when you think I'm deranged
And don't worry about all the yicky things
That got stuck into your brain
You might be able to get them out
The next time it rains
Happy birthday to you
When it rains the glue turns to goo
And you can try to get all
The yicky things out of you
But don't pull them all out
Because without a doubt
All of those yicky things
Are nifty things in disguise
So happy birthday to you
I hope you liked my story about glue
I thought it was interesting too
Though I don't claim it to be true
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
To you

Written by:
Brian Gross

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