The Great Grandfathers - Hysterics

His eyes are angry marbles, he's fused and back in short pants, (Ya see his face)
Take a look at his face and see his eyes shift as she walks away
(He is crazy) He's crazy as a quilt, and, (Feather-duster) he takes the feather-duster
He's crooked as a creek (For her) all for a girl of lackluster
Now that I've got you in hysterics, let's get down to business
Now, now, now, I've, I've
Hysterics
Ohh it's "The Trial of Mary Dugan" with sound
Ohh Charles Ross ought to come back around
First, you'll hear a raspberry noise, it's just the fanfare boys with fife and drum
It’s as simple as how do you do
She builds and breaks, her plans are fool-proof, (He's through the roof)
And she'll cast a spell and he will lose more than you buy or sell
(Opens his mouth) He opens his mouth and his foot falls in
(Acting Frenchly) He’s full of Dutch courage and acting very Frenchly
But he's real and heartfelt, (Packing punch) and he hits hard above the belt
Now that I've got you in hysterics, let's get down to business
Now, now, now, I've, I've
Hysterics
Ohh ferrets in heat behave better than you
Ohh he's a scorpion with a bit of booze
Sunbathe in the key of C, overdose on D, it's too much fun
Now that I've got you in hysterics, let's get down to business
Now, now, now, I've, I've
Ohhhh
Ohhhh

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