Chubbz Nipple - I'm Tryna Smooch

I'm popping off, rocking hard, bitch better top me off (Whoa)
Woo, woo, woo (Yah)
Pour the liquor dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude (Yah)
Got me feeling loose
Loose, loose, loose, loose (Whoa)
I been sipping booze
Woo, booze, woo, booze (Yah)
Yea I'm tryna smooch
Once upon a time I was a little boy, making noise
Now I'm making coin and got a hundred bitches on my groin
Sike! That's all hype, never kissed a girl in my life
Not gon lie I used to cry myself to sleep at night, whoa (Yah)
I used to pray everyday, that Truth or Dare we would play
All my friends would say "Yo ok, so what do you say?"
Um, uh, I don't care, I'll play fair, I say dare
They're like "we dare you to wear your mother's underwear!" (Whoa)
Shit no! This blows
They know I'm tryna kiss hoes
I'm exposed, better lay low
Cause my balls are about to explode
Maybe next year I'll get weird (I'll get weird)
But until then (Until then)
I'll practice kissing with one of my friends (Whoa)
Woo, woo, woo (Yah)
Pour the liquor dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude (Yah)
Got me feeling loose
Loose, loose, loose, loose (Whoa)
I been sipping booze
Woo, booze, woo, booze (Yah)
Yea I'm tryna smooch
I was 18 going on 19 only ever kissed a girl in my dreams (Whoa)
I mean, I kept on smiling but on the inside I was crying
Why me? (Bitch)
This shit is too pitiful
All I wanted from you was a kiss or two (Yeah)
I'm a nice dude, yup, and I listen too (Yuh)
I'm sipping booze let me lock lips with you
Fuck it! I was up late one night
Me and my friend were playing games online (Yuh)
I was like "Let's go nuts tonight"
"Between me and you, just this one time" (One time)
He's like "What's been on your mind?"
I poured some wine, began to unwind
"There's something that I've tried to hide"
"I've never kissed a girl in my life!" (Whoa)
"I was thinking" (Yeah)
"We been drinking" (Whoa)
"Maybe we should, practice kissing"
"I'm not kidding"
"Shut up and listen and make your decision"
He's like "I have a request" (Yuh)
"Whatever fucking happens next" (Whoa)
"We can never speak of it again"
Then I platonically kissed my friend (Yah)
Woo, woo, woo (Yah)
Pour the liquor dude (Pour the liquor dude!)
Dude, dude, dude, dude (Yah)
Got me feeling loose (Got me feeling loose)
Loose, loose, loose, loose (Whoa)
I been sipping booze (I been sipping booze!)
Woo, booze, woo, booze (Yah)
Yea I'm tryna smooch
I didn't hate it, I didn't love it (Yuh)
We were boys, we said fuck it
I'm guessing there's nothing as threatening
As necking your bro for a couple of seconds (Whoa)
I was a troubled adolescent (Whoa)
We were joking, we were messing (Whoa)
Then again I found it pleasant
Oh my god, where the fuck is this heading?
Whoa, I felt so mundane
Suddenly my friend sat up straight (Yuh)
He said "You'll get a kiss one day"
"But today is just not the day, but someday"
"And let's get something straight, I am not gay" (Yuh)
"But I cannot wait to practice again, on Monday"

Written by:
Joshua Barlow

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