Lawnmaster - I'm a Danger to Myself

I'm a lover of considerable dimension
Baby can you fit me in?
I'm a fighter
Can you stage an intervention?
Chuck me underneath my chin?

I'm a danger to myself
I'm a danger to myself
I'm a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health

I'm attracted to the art of self-deception
And you're in some hypnotic trance
Will you love me
When we're waiting at reception
Or riding in the ambulance?

I'm a danger to myself
I'm a danger to myself
I'm a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health

Baby I don't want to waste the time we have spent
Convincing everyone
Convincing everyone
That we were having fun

I'm a liar
You're the sequel to the story
Maybe when we're old and grey
We'll laugh it all off
Over chicken cacciatore
And a glass of chardonnay

I'm a danger to myself
I'm a danger to myself
I'm a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health

Written by:
Kenneth Double

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