Scratch Garden Lyrics - I Am Not a Banana!

Scratch Garden - I Am Not a Banana!

I am not a banana
I'm not a banana
I am not a banana
I am not a banana

I am not a banana, can you guess what I am?
Can you eat me or cook me in a frying pan?
Eh! Keep on guessing ya, you're doing good
But hold on a minute, am I even food?

Ya I could be a baseball, or a house for ants
A hummingbird, a lamp, or even corduroy pants
A flower, a brick wall, a fork, or a spoon
A sunset, a lumberjack, or the planet neptune

I could be hard or soft or I could even glow
So many possibilities but here is what I know
I got a voice, I got legs, and I got groove
And that's right you guessed it, I like to move!
So let's to the right and move to the left
Let's move up and down, and then let's do it again
Let's move to the right, let's move to the left
Let's move up and down, and we're not done yet
Eh! Look at the floor
Eh! Look all around
Eh! Stand up tall and spin around and around!

Actually, umm maybe don't spin too fast. You don't want to get too dizzy and you could fall!

OK, take your hand and point to something that's red
Next take your hand and point to something that's not red
Point to the sky and then point to your shoe
And now let's pretend that we're all made of glue!
Then hop on a bus that's travelling to outer space!
Now play the drums, and guitar, then play the bass!
Wiggle around like you're covered in slime
And maybe go diagonal, if you got the time

Oh! No, actually, stay off the walls please. You're not allowed to walk on the walls. It's not safe. Walls are for curtains, and for coat racks, and for all the really nice artwork that you made us last week. I'm very concerned. Stop climbing the walls. Now this is getting dangerous. No, I really mean it!

I am not a banana
I'm not a banana
I am not a banana
I am not a banana

Written by:
David Matthew Newberry, Steven Richard Newberry, Susan Deborah Newberry

Publisher:
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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