Stephen Cuthbert - I Fucking Love Christmas

I fucking love Christmas
Like I love goat's cheese
I love the tangled-up lights
I love putting up trees
I fucking love Christmas
Like I love a story
I heard the one about the baby in a barn
But let me tell you I found it boring
I fucking love Christmas
Oh what a time of year
To be sober and single
This Chris Cringle's been a good boy all year
I've done what they taught me but it's time to get naughty
So give me a flash of your
Tinsel stash
I fucking love Christmas
I love the festive views
I love to spend my money
I love to stand in ques
I fucking love Christmas
Like I love the cold
I love to know that another years gone by
And I'm getting old
I fucking love Christmas
Oh what a time of year
To be sober and single
This Chris Cringle's been a good boy all year
I've done what they taught me but it's time to get naughty
So give me a flash of your
Tinsel stash
Well you've got to go old school this year kids
And leave the big fat man
Some cookies n milk or a bottle of coke
Cos this Santa don't drink and this Santa don't smoke
But he fucking loves Christmas
Oh what a time of year
To be sober and single
This Chris Cringle's been a good boy all year
I've done what they taught me but I want to get naughty
So give me a flash of your
Tinsel stash
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
Oh what a time of year
To be sober and single
This Chris Cringle's been a good boy all year
I've done what they taught me but I want to get naughty
So give me a flash of your
Tinsel stash
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas

Written by:
Stephen Cuthbert

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