Scoochie Boochie - I Take a Dump in the Rain

I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain

It's all a part of the hustle
Sometimes you gotta go poop in a puddle
I had a whole lotta bread
This is my butthole's rebuttal
Shitted in plain sight
Nothing to hide me
Was hoping the rain might
I spot a farmer the barn over yonder
He's shaking his head like "it ain't right"
Bending in a field
Feel the rain on your skin
Like Natasha Beningfield
Man that farmer looks pissed
And I'm well aware how rude it is
What you got against free nutrients?
Poop is rich
In the crap that your crops all use to live
Drip splash
I just got betrayed by my
Bitch ass
Sometimes those you're closest to
Can switch fast
You can't spell disaster
Without "Dis ass"
Scatastrophic

I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain
I take a dump in the rain

The pain of the log leaving
Is making me sob even
While claiming I'm not weeping
It's rain on me stop teasing
I'm able to stop wheezing
Thanks to lamaze breathing

My only mistake was that I streamed it
My agent was not pleased with
Me making a live feed of me
Taking a hot steamer
Naked while God pees on me
Thankfully got cleaner
Angling my kiester
Let it wash away
That's God's bidet

Written by:
Michael Ribbens

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