Cardboardi B - I Want You, I Need You (feat. Odd Hal & the Furry Puppet Choir)

So uh, I don't normally do songs about… love
I don't exactly have feelings… 'cause I'm a box
But, uh, this one I'm pretty sure I've got, so…
Girl you mean more to me than anybody else
I love you more than I love my own fucking self
Selflessly, you give me loving, bodies touching
What would Thanksgiving be without all of the motherlovin' stuffing?
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm loving the way
You help me get through the day
Cuddle into a puddle and as we muddle I gotta say
Your kisses taste better than a lemon sorbet
Hal take this shit away
Ugh
I want you, I want you and I need you
My heart is fucking see-through
Sunlight is shining straight through
Don't know what I would do without you
I want you, I want you and I need you
My heart is fucking see-through
Sunlight is shining straight through
Don't know what I would do without you
I recall the Fall, where we started this all
Met on OK-Cupid, invited me over you didn't stall
Watching football, knitting, your arm started to crawl
'Round the back of the couch, mentally put the game on pause
Touched lips started to kiss, my fingertips gripped your hips
Felt like I slipped, tripped head over heels, like opening a gift
On Christmas Eve, Cupid is as Cupid does
Shot me with his famous arrow, in love with an angel from above
You scratched at my head, my passion burned flaming red
Like a hot tamale, golly Wally! Used to wish I was dead
Now you've given me life, more than my very own mother
Another wonder in this life of mine, didn't expect romance now you're my lover
You don't know how much it fuckin' means to me to be your boy
There's a pond full of fish, but you're the only fuckin' koi
Neither of us have dated in a while and you chose me
To be your one and only, non-monogamously
I want you, I want you and I need you
My heart is fucking see-through
Sunlight is shining straight through
Don't know what I would do without you
I want you, I want you and I need you
My heart is fucking see-through
Sunlight is shining straight through
Don't know what I would do without you
Nobody can outdo you, my love can't be misconstrued
I'm your dude, your attitude towards life is so in tune
With my own, like a bassoon hitting all the right notes
As we spoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oon
Big spoon or little, doesn't matter as you whittle
My wooden heart into a part of your life, like a fiddle
In the orchestra orchestrated by the Heavens
My love for you is twenty-four seven, like a Seven-Eleven
I love you more than life itself, if love were a bank I'd have all the wealth
You brighten the darkest days of my mental health
I'm in love with you until the day we fuckin' grow old
My love for you's a warmth that'll never go cold, oh!
Asked God for a fucking miracle and he sent one down to meet me
I'm not even mad you fucked that guy and made me check for STD's
I could harp on it 'til I'm blue in the face and balls, Winter Spring Summer and Fall
After all is said and done man it'd be a bad call
Like every ball called a strike in a game of baseball umped by Stevie fuckin' Wonder
Or every landline phoning when a powerline is knocked down in the thunder
Or deciding to go red in the face at that one race away from bulls that chase
Or that day in pre-k you made that decision to eat paste with a haste
Now you're addicted to Elmer's it's an over-fuckin'-whelmer
To the scent sensors in the center of your smeller
But the high draws you in, much like my high on love
What was I rapping about again? Oh that's right, my little turtle dove
Baby I'll always hold a spot for you in my heart
Big enough to park a truck though you don't have a car
Like a fish rug you latch-hooked me into your loving arms
Marinade me in your sauce like my heart's chicken parm
I want you, I want you and I need you
I want you and I need you
I want you, I want you and I need you

Written by:
Shawn McNamara

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