Panic Surfer - What if WebMD Was a Death Metal Song?
My stomach kinda hurtsLet's see what WebMD thinks about this
Oh, it's probably just
Cancer
Stage 4 and inoperable
Or an aortic aneurysm
Or an ectopic pregnancy
Or space COVID
One thing is for sure
It's the first sign of something sinister and deadly
You're digesting your own stomach
And no matter what you do
You're fucked
You're already dead
It's probably a new kind of Ebola
Or you're full of garden gnomes with gout and chlamydia
Having a Satanic orgy in your guts
Get right with God right now, you chump
You'll be dead within the hour
Or I dunno, maybe you just ate something weird
Written by:
Connor Posey
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