DJ Cul de Sac - Influencer

As is plain to see, my life's pretty great
Birds, Bacardi and loads of mates
Sporting stylish threads, in cocktail bars
Sharing strong opinions on electric cars
Yeah I'm an influencer on the gram
Two thousand followers, I'm the man
Got businesses begging for my review
Loads of free swag, I'm better than you
Blue chips desperate to keep me sweet
Living in fear that I won't retweet
I'm a god dam online celebrity
Never experienced a queue, I'm VIP
I'm the other side of the velvet rope
Just stare at my selfies, pretend there's hope
Look at you working a nine to five
It's shameful your claiming that as a life
You'd kill to walk a mile in my shoes
Made from the soft hide of a kangaroo
I'm the sultan of Snapchat, I'm bourgeoisie
No need for a wallet, I roam cash free
Haven't had to pay for a meal in years
If you think that's good, you've no idea
My every meal, INSTAGRAMMABLE
I bet you don't even brunch, you Neanderthal
On every platform, no matter how nascent
But don't you DM me, speak to my agent
Hounded by Love Island and Boohoo
Guys don't call me, I'll call you
PR teams peddling crap everyday
Give up, try Tommy and Molly Mae
I only push what I want, I'm authentic
Unless the money on offers hashtag well sick
Get friend request, after friend request
If you get accepted, then boy feel blessed
Guys give up trying to be my mate
When you're still taking photos in landscape
The haters say that I'm entitled
As if it's my fault their fat and bald
So easy to ignore the keyboard warriors
When even Jesus can't match me for followers
I know that deep down your dirty dream
Is to appear in my TIK TOK live stream
And if you're questioning the point of this song
Then you still don't get where your life's gone wrong
As there's almost nothing I couldn't do
That wouldn't intrigue or interest you
Because I'm an influencer, on the gram
Two thousand followers, I'm the man
Now guys, if you thought my song was neat
Then be courteous to acknowledge that by liking it
And don't go being a Greedy Gus and do some sharing
Or you could twitter it, do a snapped chat
Or a TIKKEDY TOK

Written by:
DJ de Sac

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