Mommy Pants - Ip Man

Another fucking day
Sitting by the window
Watching squirrels play
And eating cheap jello
But they're so annoying
Cause all I can think about
Is my negative bank account
It's such a shitty morning
So I grab my gaadamn gun
To shoot innocent creatures for fun
Then cry for an hour
Because I killed none
Why oh why do I suck
It's also been long since I've been laid
My girlfriend does not give a fuck
But compared to all else she's still great

It will all be okay
I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't fuck me tonight
It will all be okay I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will all be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't fuck me tonight

It will all be okay
I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't fuck me tonight
It will all be okay cause I Pee man all day
It will be alright even if she won't fuck me tonight

(Where's my Chow Latte)
(Uhh like we can't afford it uhhaha whatever)

Written by:
BRANDON HARIG

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