Mr.FingersDudes - Jock

Hey pull over
I can suck you off now if you want
Just turn the hazards on
It won't take more than 3 minutes
This barista looks like a drug addict
But I'll get pegged by anything as a dick fanatic
Shit I'll get fucked by any man as long as he's gay
But this barista? Guess he's kinda cute in a lumberjack way
This dude ain't tall
This dude ain't strong
He's way to hairy just like King Kong
I need a jock
A dude with a big cock
Cum in me just like a sock
Yeah I need a jock
Wait, stop
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
This dick is like 2 inches long
Your shit looks a disabled traffic cone
Drive me back home
No actually fuck that
I don't need a ride
Asshole
I wanna to find a man on the football field
Some guy to eat my ass like a happy meal
Some guy who always tries to cop a feel
He'll always 69
We'd do it like faggots in a bathhouse in 1969
I need a dude who can run his pockets
Not some prude that moans as loud as a rocket
Get all nude and plug into my socket
I'll slurp his dick like Pad Thai
Rip from his bong get a little high
I have no puss but he can still creampie
I need jock
Some hunk that won't cock block
Some hunk that I can stalk
Yeah I need a jock

Written by:
Mr. Dudes

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