John Paro - Karen from Facebook

Browsing to find out why my life’s so busted
Don’t like the answers, media can’t be trusted
Fake news
Oh Someone please shine a light of truth
See this blog post - wow what goddess wrote this
My whole world view has just come into focus, what to do
Is my heart racing from love or the Mountain Dew
I hit comment on post but, what to say
But I’m so glad I feel this way
Despite Obama-gate and 5G turning us gay
Cause now I know life’s one big con
From my daily dose of her truth bombs
She was forwarded to me from my Mom
I don’t care how it may look
I’m in love with Karen from FaceBook
Hi I’m Kyle. Eggplant emoji
She taught me doctors suck the teat of big pharma
They take this oath that says first do a ton of harm ya can’t trust them
So keep your poison shots and microchips away from me
I showed her how the government controls the weather
Watch flat earth YouTube documentaries together
It’s fantastic
But I’m distracted, I just cracked it - Bill Gates used chemtrails to kill Epstein
She breaks down walls, I punch walls, were such a team
Gluten dairy nut free bake sales are her dream
We’ll be immortalized in memes
9/11 was an inside job
Im gonna show her how to do jaeger bombs
I’ll take her home to meet my mom
I don’t care how it may look
Cause I’m in love with Karen from Facebook
Karen from Facebook will you be my bride
We’ll make Waffle House managers cry
We’ve got almost the same haircut
I’ve loaded up on body spray
What do you say
Our wedding drink will be monster with rose
She sewed a kitten patch on my MAGA hat
Costco asked me to wear a mask
I asked Costco to lick my ass
This isn’t China it’s America
She’s gonna come with me to prom
I’ve registered jaegertruthbomb dot com
And yeah she’s as old as my mom
I don’t care how it may look
We’re Kyle from Reddit and Karen from Facebook
We’re Kyle from Reddit and Karen from Facebook

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John Paro

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