Cardboardi B - Kiss My Corrugated Ass (feat. Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ)

Top of the morning to you
On the tip top of the mountain tip
Tip of the nipple I'm back
With a Flex Seal tight grip
It's a bit of a slippery slope
But that's part of the show
The beat's bumping harder
Than when Demi does blow
Oh no! I shouldn't have said that
Now everyone is mad at me like I called Gabourey fat
Ratatat-tat-tat that's the sound of the gat
As I whack my haters off they can kiss my ass crack
If I had an ass crack, I'm a box motherfucker
But that don't mean you can't still have your fucking lips puckered
Tucker you out in the bedroom
Like you're running a marathon
Now why don't you bend over
And remove that fucking thong
Oh!
Kiss my corrugated ass
Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class
You're burnt Hamburger Helper
I'm the illest in the skillet
Now bend on over and spread them cheeks
You're an asshole I'm about to fill in
You look like the embodiment
Of a walking-talking condom spent
Jizz filled with gonorrhea
If it made a sound it's onomatopoeia
Can't see a few a feet in front of your fucking face
If you could, you'd see the mirror and Quasimodo in your place
You disgrace, what a waste of space
And Earth's resources, Ace
Not of spades though cause you're a motherfucking hoe
What a tool, what a fool
I'll spin you straight off the spool
And you can be the prick that makes Sleeping Beauty
Snooze and drool
You bird-brained bitch, you're a goddamn swallow
Cause that's the only thing you're good for at all
Sucking down seed to get ahead and succeed
Blow me and let my sperm loose like when OJ was freed
Gonna torch you like a bowl
Smoke you out 'til you're ash
Cause you catch cum like you're Ash Ketchum
At a Pornhub Pokemon Bash
Try to get on my fucking level
And I'll level you to the ground
Cause my words are so profound
Now go get lost and never found
Oh!
Kiss my corrugated ass
Lick the shipping tape, like you've got no class
You're burnt Hamburger Helper
I'm the illest in the skillet
Now bend on over and spread them cheeks
You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in
Final verse, here we go
Going to take you down a road
Tied to the back of a mail truck
By a rope tied 'round your chode
Drag you 'til you bleed fucking Red, White and Blue
This is America, dummy
I do what the fuck I want to
I'll drop you off at your house
Nearly dead you look like roadkill
Wake up to a package on your doorstep
Surprise bomb, what a thrill!
As your blown sky high
To smitherinees
Just remember you shouldn't have fucked with me
'Cause now I made you suck my weenie
Eenie meenie miney moe
Catch a fucking hoe with dough
You stupid dick you should've known
Not to fuck with me when I'm on blow
Now hurry the fuck up and fucking finish
'Cause I've got to fucking go
Got another chick to fuck
And she doesn't suck like you so!
Kiss my corrugated ass
Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class
You're burnt Hamburger Helper
I'm the illest in the skillet
Now bend on over and spread them cheeks
You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in
Kiss my corrugated ass
Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class!
You're burnt Hamburger Helper
I'm the illest in the skillet
Now bend on over and spread them cheeks
You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in

Written by:
Shawn McNamara

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