Fat Bottomed Boys - Le Tour de France

Clouds are full of rain
In the sky of Great Britain
Lovers stay home for cuddles
Kids jump into the puddles
But I want to see the sun
Cause I need a little fun
It's a perfect time to travel
And sail across the Channel
Just one more sip
Of tea before the trip
Let’s start the Mini
And go catch the ferry
Here is the promised land
Still raining, what a shame
Cars honk at us I might
Start driving on the right
People here ski on slag heap
Smelling their cheese make you weep
They eat Welsh, even with chips
That's a crime I won't commit
Let's go South
To visit our Breton cousins
See if the Mount
Saint-Michel finally backs in
Le Tour de la France
Come on ma chérie
Partons en vacances
Le Tour de la France
Take a ride with me
From Bretagne to Provence
From the Eiffel tower
The view could not be better
We’ll go dining at the Ritz
In your eyes some glam and glitz
You order cold Champagne
The bill gives me chest pain
Same price as warm Stout beer
For almost a whole year
No beret
Neither mustache nor baguette
You can find sailor tops
Only in gift shops
Le Tour de la France
Come on ma chérie
Partons en vacances
Le Tour de la France
Take a ride with me
From Bretagne to Provence
Public transport's on strike
So we rent two crappy bikes
You slip on a dog poo
French are pigs but that's not new
I'm so sad about our miserable trip, darling
But look at this boy and what he's holding
Hey kiddo, come over here
Come closer so we can hear
Won't you like to play a little song for us?
Something typically French, sweet and harmonious
J'aime les croissants au beurre
Moi aussi
Quelle heure est-il ?
Il est midi
Où est la plume de ma tante ?
Je ne sais pas
Où est Brieuc ?
Brieuc est dans la cuisine
Le Tour de la France
Sorry ma chérie
Nous n'avons pas de chance
(Non, non, non !)
Le Tour de la France
Don't be mad at me
From Bretagne to Provence
Voulez-vous danser?
C'est très bien
Chauffez Marcel
Le Tour de la France
Come on my dear
Rentrons en avance
(Oui, oui, oui !)
We'll never come back again
Can't wait for next year
We will go
(We will go, we will go)
To Spain

Written by:
Louis-Henry Chambat, Thibaut Sergent

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