Round in Circles - Life 1-0 Round in Circles

So
You join us here at Kingsley Holt Rec
For what promises to be an entertaining day's football
On a beautiful, sunny Saturday afternoon
Round in Circles
Searching for their first win of the year here
Against a strong Life team
Who have swept aside all before them
So far this season
RIC immediately head toward the Horse Shagger stand to our right
Ryder on the ball
To Gordon
Back to Ryder
A short pass inside to Stevenson
Back over to Ryder
Intercepted!
Ryder seemed to be tying his shoelaces
Life on the attack now
Past one
Past two
A Lovely cross to the far post
Gordon rises to clear
Oh my goodness the ball has gone in!
It's a goal
My oh my what has happened there?
Gordon has headed the ball straight into Ryder's face
Its ricocheted off Stevenson's nether regions
And trickled over the line
Dear dear
Dreadful play
So
As the players trudge wearily back to the centre circle
That catastrophe means that after just 23 seconds
The score is
Life one, Round in Circles nil

Written by:
Andrew Stevenson

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