2k12cr - Life in the Pflug
P-F-L-U-G-E-R-V-I-L-L-EThat’s how you spell the most gangsta place
That you’re ever gonna see in time and space
Might get a Nerf gun pulled on your face
Get a ticket if the trash bin out too late
See your neighbor and feel like you have to wave
Take a detour cause your road’s gettin paved
Yeah, this town drippin’ with gangstaness
Gotta wear a Nerf bulletproof gangsta vest
Breathin’ Central Texas allergens
Always gotta pack an extra handkerchief
Kids ridin’ their bikes out on the street
Girl Scouts sellin’ cookies six bones a piece
Much love to the jaywalkers rest in peace
They got pulled over by the PFPD
Life in The Pflug is always hard
Someone might compliment your car
Someone might compliment your scarf
And that’s not all cause
Life in The Pflug is always hard
Someone might try to pet your dog
No matter who you are
This town gonna leave a scar
Ohh, life in The Pflug, so gangsta
Don’t believe me yet, gonna prove it soon
There’s a couple bars here that don’t close at two
On top of that, you’re never gonna see
A single solitary F that don’t start with P
Might get a sun burn at the local pool
See a bake sale at the elementary school
Get guilted into purchasing subpar muffins
I speak the truth, baby I ain’t frontin’
It’s suburban sprawl, gotta drive your car
Out to a shopping center cause there ain’t no malls
And I hope you like puttin’ gas in your car
Gotta drive down to Austin cause there ain’t no jobs
It’s a quiet town, too quiet you could say
Till you hear your neighbors yellin’ in a domino game
It’s late at night, and there ain’t no cops
Next thing you know, the domino goes pop
Life in The Pflug is always hard
Someone might compliment your car
Someone might compliment your scarf
And that’s not all cause
Life in The Pflug is always hard
Someone might try to pet your dog
No matter who you are
This town gonna leave a scar
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug
Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug…
Written by:
Ben Cloutier
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