Jeff Sager - Like, Share, Subscribe

I'm not trying to be a professional musician
But what am I to do when these songs want to be written
Notes sing in my mind till I turn them into ditties
And yeah I do my best to make 'em come out witty
Part of me wants all of you to hear my tunes and blare 'em
But a much, much bigger part of me just doesn't care to share 'em
Self-promotion's douchey, it implies I want attention
When really a creative outlet is my pure intention

There's no way I could ever handle fame
I'd be cancelled before they learned my name
To be on all the time is really not my vibe
So please don't like, share or subscribe

I don't wanna read mean things about me on my screen
Do you guys read these comments? They're really really mean
One time someone told me that they didn't get my humour
I have not slept since, it gave me a malignant tumour
So reading I'm a piece of shit who should fuck himself and die
Is all the motivation that I need to never try
Is it 'cause I'm scared that I likely won't succeed
Yeah probably, but still, sweet songs to sing are all I need

There's no way I could ever handle fame
I'd be gone as quickly as I came
In that one sex tape my ex would leak on Google drive
So please don't like, share or subscribe

I'd like to be famous enough to get me a dope wife
But not famous enough for an old tweet to ruin my life
I'd accept the fame that gives me infinite money
But not if talk show hosts assume that I'm always funny
I'll gladly take the fame that lets me party on your jet
But not if my mom sees me crash it and die on the internet
Sure, get this guy a table in a busy restaurant
But only if my one night stands can still be my close confidants

There's no way I could ever handle fame
'Cause if you're cooler than me, I assume you find this lame
I want like four people to hear this. If you count my shrink, it's five
So please don't like share or subscribe
No please don't like share or subscribe
And please, please, please don't comment that you want me to die

Written by:
Jeff Sager

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