Michael Shaw Fisher - Linderman's Q & A (feat. Brian Logan Dales, Janaya Jones, Jeff Sumner & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: the Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "The Exorcist")
Mrs. O'Neil Leutenant Linderman DC HomicideI'm also the only Jewish character in the film
And therefore the voice of reason
I'm going to breathe heavily while you ponder that
Looks like we had a death here the other night
Durke Bennings the director of your film
Was looking after your daughter when he was found at the bottom
Of that long staircase with his head twisted completely around
In my opinion the whole situation is ass backwards
He's a minor character
There's a few of us floating around
I too am a minor character
I serve no other purpose really but to ask after the ritualistic desecration of the church
And the connection with Durke Bennings
I also have my little man crush on Father Garras
Get in line Serpico
Father Garras they said I'd be able to spot you because you look like a boxer
Yea what do you wanna know
Anyone ever tell you you look like Marlon Brando
Anyone ever tell you you look like Ray Charles
Always
Where was Durke
Where was Durke
Where was Durke
Where was Durke
I could have you all deported you know that
Have you heard about witchcraft making a comeback Father
It's a booming
Ooh ooh
There's been a desecration in the church
Now we find this man dead with his head facing his booty
You're the shrink around here
You're the one who has his ear to the ground
Don't be Father Paranoia
If a priest has gone coo coo coo we could haul the guy in
And maybe later see a movie
Why don't you pick on the Dominicans
The Dominicans
That don't mean I can't
Bother you
What about what happened that night
You should maybe ask your daughter if he came into her room
But why Durke wouldn't have a reason
Less he went to take a leak and accidentally missed the bathroom
If no one ever asked
What's this fungus
There would be no penicillin and the clap would kill us all
Uh say what
Clap clap I think your daughter set a trap
Broke his neck at the window
Gave a push and then he fell
Speaking of daughters I have one too
Should we applaud
I know she'd love an autograph from you
He's got balls
I might need some allied police
I lied please address it to me
Hey Father, you dig movies? I do. I dig movies big
I like to watch, you know, critique
Well, here's my take on Durke's missing death scene
Just a sick little girl
She's a sick little girl
Why don't I go up the stairs and make her feel better
Why am I curious
Curious
She's gonna getcha
Ooh she's gonna getcha
Maybe she could put a good word in with her mother
You can't demean a demon cause she's way down
She's as strong as a power man
Spins your head with the twist of her hands
Once you go black mass you never go back Jack
Where the fuck is Durke
Why the fuck does Durke
Feel compelled to climb the stairs to her
Oh there she is
Written by:
Michael Fisher
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