MidLyfe's Crisis - Little Freak

You had on a brand new skirt, I had on a dirty shirt
Didn't think that I could stand a chance
You had on these high-heeled shoes and on my leg I had this bruise
Made me look lame. So I tried to hide it

But never being one who's shy, thought I'd give my luck a try
And say hello if an opportunity arose
But then you started with a GQ man with big ole muscles and a really cool tan
Then my hopes they sank just like Titanic

Strangely odd, you walked away, then my feeble mind began to stray
Thinkin' that I still might have some kind of chance
Right then audacity set in and on my face I got this stupid grin
And I started up the way I always do

Hello you sure look great. Wanna go on a date with me,
You just may be the girl of my dreams
Be advised that I'm no superstar, or a muscle man, but I have a nice car.
She stopped, turned, looked and then she said

Go away you little freak. Think your giving me the creeps
Leave me alone or I'm gonna call the cops, yea, yea
You don't turn and walk away, I'm gonna use this pepper spray
Go out with you? Huh! Ain't no way

Well you'd think with talk like that, I'd turn and run like a frightened cat
Crushed and hurt and then be on my way
But off I went for one more try, smart enough to cover my eyes
I walked up, had this to say

So maybe you don't want a date, I still think that you look great
There ain't no need for you to call the cops
Sorry I'm no superstar, or a muscle man, but I have a nice car
I'd treat you like a queen if you were my girl

After that she stopped dead in her tracks
Spun around and then she headed back, yea, yea
Wasn't sure if I should stay. Wasn't sure if I should run away
But then she smiled, and this is what she had to say

Your not a little freak, your not giving me the creeps
I'm curiously attracted to your alarming charm
I really got no reason why, but I'm gonna give you a try
You just might be the guy of my dreams. She said it
You just might be the girl of my dreams
I think you might be
You just might be the girl, of my dreams

Written by:
Scott Parker

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