Ron and the Rude Boys - Little Red Train

A little red train came down the track, she blew, she blew,
A little red train came down the track, she blew, she blew,
A little red train came down the track,
And I don't give a damn if she never comes back,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

The engineer was at the throttle, she blew, she blew,
The engineer was at the throttle, she blew, she blew,
The engineer was at the throttle,
A-jacking off in a whisky bottle,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

The fireman he was shovelling coal, she blew, she blew,
The fireman he was shovelling coal, she blew, she blew,
The fireman he was shovelling coal,
Right up the engineer's arsehole,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

The switchman he was at the switch, she blew, she blew,
The switchman he was at the switch, she blew, she blew,
The switchman he was at the switch,
A-swishing away like a son of a bitch,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

A blonde was in the dining car, she blew, she blew,
A blonde was in the dining car, she blew, she blew,
A blonde was in the dining car,
A-sucking away on a black cigar,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

A porter was waiting in the car, she blew, she blew,
A porter was waiting in the car, she blew, she blew,
A porter was waiting in the car,
To take the place of the black cigar,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

The flagman he stood out in the grass, she blew, she blew,
The flagman he stood out in the grass, she blew, she blew,
The flagman he stood out in the grass,
The staff of the flag run up his arse,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Hobo Bill was riding the rods, she blew, she blew,
Hobo Bill was riding the rods, she blew, she blew,
Hobo Bill was riding the rods,
When ninety nine cars rolled over his cods,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

The railroad cop was in the yard, she blew, she blew,
The railroad cop was in the yard, she blew, she blew,
The railroad cop was in the yard,
Holding his billy and making it hard,
And she blew-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

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