Don McCollom - Lost Stuff

I lose my stuff
Where are my keys
Can't find my wallet
Won't you help me please

Had them this morning
But now they are gone
I think I lost them
Out on the lawn

Please help me find them
Did you take my car
Or did I leave-um
Back at the bar

There's a hole in my pocket
It might be a thief
My stuff is missing
Don't give me no grief

Where is my iPhone
I left it right there
Inside the couch
Or under the chair

My charger's missing
I want it right back
Who took my stuff
It fell in a crack

I am not kidding
Something is wrong
I can not find
My Cheech and Chong

I lost my glasses
Now I can't see
Their not on my forehead
How can this be

Someone is guilty
Now bring it all here
I opened the fridge
Who drank my beer

Where is my ice cream
I bought it today
It's not in the freezer
Someone will pay

I'm losing my mind
My thoughts are unclear
There's a voice in my head
Better check the mirror

I figured it out
Why my stuff is lost
The culprit is me
Whatever the cost

Written by:
Donald McCollom

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