Indoor Playground - Luigi's Aspirations

Someday
I’m gonna reach out my hand
And have the courage to touch the butt
Of the nearest woman or man
Someday
I’m gonna peep through a hole
And be able to watch somebody
Who’s revealing it all
Someday
I’m gonna step out from my brother’s shadow
Become my own man
I’ll go out in public
In my wife-beater shirt
And when I see someone bend over
I’ll fondle my nipples ‘til they hurt
I’m gonna be a pervert
That’s what I’m gonna do
Your ass is a magnet
To which my eyes are glued
And when you hang out your laundry
I’ll come steal your underwear
And when you’re home sleeping
I’ll sneak in and smell your hair
I’m gonna be pervert
Just you wait and see
I crave human contact
But no one wants to touch me
That's the dream my friend
That's what I'm gonna do
And if I need some comfort
I'll jerk off in this shoe
Y'know
At least I don't eat like forty pizzas before I go to bed

Written by:
David Torrey

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