Johnny Merk - Mister Bojangles (feat. Spyder G)

Yeah
Merkzilla
Beat Joe Louis's ass!
See that dude right there, that's Mr. Bojangles
Don't fuck with him, that's my old head
Fuck with him, I beat ya ass
Bojangles, come here, come here, bro, come here
Bring your ass here
Ay
Me and Bojangles, chillin' with the Kangol
Gold medal athletes, like we Kurt Angle
Livin' like a king with the poppy seed bagels
Hot tub filled, all kinds, naked angels
Cruise in Cambodia, 80 in my Range Rove'
The armrest got a pager and a payphone
Fly divas, arch bodies like rainbows
Drinking Dos Equis, now i'm ready we can mingle
Japanese African, kill the cockroaches
Hanzo swords, blood everywhere soaking
Have your mom at the funeral, looking hopeless
Wishing she could see you again, near the ocean
See us in the wooden boat, nuclear bombs
Mr. Bojangles got my back with the nine
Hollow point tips, redesign your hairline
Have you looking like, a court painted foul line
He got the gas and I got the fire
My soldiers comin' in, like the speed of Fios
They heat the spot up like a Bunsen burner
And we be locked down, double jeopardy murders
Yeah, it's no worries, Bojangles got that Trump money
The kinda cash FBI wanna run from me
They kinda cash girls all around, walk funny
Bowtie on, she a playboy bunny
Hugh Hefner, bitches
Strip poles in my kitchen
Hella drawers, hella bras, I be rippin
These girls crazy for the D, they be fishin'
In my denim stitched Levi's, where I keep the piece side
When she go to town, I be throwin' up peace signs
Pop the Magnum, they be watchin' like a P.I
Representin' Philly, shout out to the east side
Hustlers tryna make ends meet, sellin' bean pies
They be like, who is Mr. Bojangles? Who is Mr. Bojangles
That's my hitta, he'll pop you, any angle
And let your dead body dangle
They be like, who is Mr. Bojangles? Who is Mr. Bojangles
That's my hitta, he'll pop you, any angle
And let your dead body dangle
More like the man with war scarves, same way he got war bars
We do this New York style, we carry razor blades
Inside under the tongue, yeah, that's more wildlife
We goin' crazy, same way we doin' this shit for the babies
But shit, Mr. Bojangles knock you out crazy
He knocked Joe Louis ass out the ring
He knocked Trevor too, that kinda says the same thing
I got two rings, that song to each finger
Don't know why but fuck it, we do this shit like a headbanger
Straight to your head, headbutt, same way I go crazy like a girl askin' for a nut
Like a squirrel, she's askin' for the cut up
She tryna bury them shits and harvest for the winter
I don't know why I do you like the DeWynter sisters
I ain't talkin' Saints Row against your sister
Yeah, that's Mr. Bojangles
Steal your girl, yeah, got you twisted by the ankles
Playin' basketball, no NBA streets, huh
I heard he shoot the free throw line
Matter fact, nah, he heard
Matter fact, did you hear about that time that he had the
Three point shot all the way from Nebraska to New York
Nah, that's really fuckin' crazy
Same way like a nigga that was actin' so lazy
Tried to lay back inside his lazy boy
Mr. Bojangles don't play that shit
Matter fact, he don't always get with that shit
He always in the gym, yeah, he's tryna hit that shit
Hit the heavy bag in the speed bag, he's good with his punches
CM Punk your ass, he's bad with his kicks
But once in a while, he gotta get some fly kicks
Always some Adidas or some Filas
Yeah, he got the Kangol, but damn, he's so fly
Go through the rope chain, the motherfucker is fly
Yeah, fly two times, that G5
I do this shit ever since I was so live
Just a young kid, just look at that
Mr. Bojangles, get his young, get his own gifts
Get his own cash, get his own rap
Matter fact, do that shit, get that hall pass like
Yeah, who the fuck is Bojangles
Who the fuck is Bojangles
Who's Mr. Bojangles
Who's Mr. Bojangles
Yeah, who's Mr. Bojangles
Yeah, Mr. Bojangles
Who's Mr. Bojangles
Now, who's Mr. Mojangles
Who's Mr. Mojangles
Damn, I ain't mean to call you Mr. Mojangles
My bad

Written by:
Johnathan Holmes, Terron Harrity

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