Jeff Sager - My Best Song

I like to write songs
Sometimes people tell me that they like my songs
But are they just being nice?
Complimenting purely as a social device
'Cause when I listen back
Sometimes I fear that I may very well just be a hack
Still these songs make me happy
Can sharing be selfish if what I share is really just for me?

Why can't my best song be even half as good as The Beatles' worst song?
If I can't be the best, is there a point to be at all?
Why can't my best tune be even half as good as the Beatles' worst tune?
These standards are like climbing up a never ending wall

The Beatles liked to write songs
Everyone ever told them that they really liked their songs
How were they so fucking good?
Melodic, poetic, prolific, not at all misunderstood
They make my heart ejaculate
Yeah I know that hearts can't cum but the Abbey Road medley is just that great
Do your hearts even get a boner from my songs?
No, instead of beating off, your limp, unsatisfied hearts just beat on

Why can't my best song be even half as good as the Beatles' worst song?
If I sing in British, might it help me to break through?
Why can't my best tune be even half as good as the Beatles' worst tune?
I sent my record to the Queen, she flushed it down the loo (This isn't working)

Why can't my best song be even half as good as The Beatles' worst song?
Oh boo hoo, cry baby cry, can't you just let it be (Wait, fuck)
Why can't my best tune be even half as good as The Beatles' worst tune?
Don't worry all you need is love. Please stop inspiring me! (Fuck you)

Come Together, Happiness is a warm gun
Don't pass me by, The long and fucking winding road, Help! A day in the life
(You're just naming Beatles' songs?)
I really hope that this is legal. Please don't sue me, Mr. Beatle
Something. Something. I know the words, I'm just naming that song twice

I liked writing this song
I hope that even just one person liked listening to this song

Written by:
Jeff Sager

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