Ears for Eyes - My Dearest Kermit

I once met a lass
Boy did she kick ass
Like Einstein learning ABC's
Her town sure wasn't clean
They had a dairy queen
But the roads were all made of swiss cheese
I could be way too sure
But I think we can concur
That tesla coils will not be missed
I swear to Jesus Christ
If my orange plunge has ice
I'll be removing my uterus
Can you check the time
I can't think of a rhyme
Let's do another one
Microwaves are scary
So is little
When she has a rubber band gun
Oh darling won't you play me some frantic ukulele
The gas pedal's about to snap
Sorry to alarm
I didn't mean harm
When I compared you to a flat billed cap
Sheep shaving's cool
But I feel like a tool
When I forget to shut my face
So how's it sound
We could dance around
And kill off the human race

Written by:
Henry Kennedy

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