Jon Robyns - My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada,
She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her.
My girlfriend who lives in Canada

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover.
I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada.

Last week she was here but she had the flu.
Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you.
It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that she could do,
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head.

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her.
So, soon I'll be off to Alberta, I mean Vancouver.
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.

She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend.
Yes, I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada!
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!

Written by:
ROBERT LOPEZ, JEFF MARX

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Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company

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