Shane Richards - My Man Pedro

Well, your face - it's not from 'round here
It's not the right shape, and it's not the right colour
So boy, let me make one thing crystal clear
I'm either gonna love ya, or I'm gonna hate ya

I said to him: "I've only stopped off for a beer"
He said to me: "Well, I guess your gonna have to buy another"
"You know, I'm pretty thirsty, and it's been a tough year"
"And I ain't got two pesos to rub together"

"Now, see that pretty girl over there?"
"Well, I'd like to introduce you to Maria"
"Yeah the one with the eyes that's peeling off your gear"
"But I gotta warn ya, I'm in love and I've been tryin' to get her"

"So you just keep passing that credit card my friend"
"Cause if you don't, me and my gun - we're gonna make ya"
"You know, strangers in these parts, they just disappear..."
"...now, I think it's time we stepped on up to some Johnny Walker"

Now, about this time some guy comes in and starts to stare
Comes over to me and he's yellin' somethin' or other
Well, my man Pedro, he leaps to my defense

Pulls out that gun and tells him where he can go and what he can do with his mother

So we got ourselves drunk, and laughed ourselves to tears
But I was constantly peeking a look over my shoulder
And I was wonderin', exactly how it might have been
With that Maria, her best friend and this here Johnny Walker...

Written by:
Shane Richards

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