West Side Waltz - My Pretend Boy

My pretend boy is perfect
My pretend boy makes me feel like a queen
He does what he says
He's fantastic in bed
And he looks at no woman but me
My pretend boy has a job and good prospects
My pretend boy goes to work in a tie
He plans for retirement
And keeps our environment
Tidy, sweet-smelling and nice
And my mama loves him
My daddy trusts him
He's all that I'll ever need
And he brings me roses
And always knows what to say
Who cares if its only pretend
My pretend boy is approachably handsome
My pretend boy is so charming and sweet
He flosses and manscapes
And when we go dancing
He sweeps me right off of my feet
And my mama loves him
My daddy trusts him
He's all that I'll ever need
And he brings me roses
And always knows what to say
Who cares if its only
Pretend
Yeah
Who cares if its only
Pretend
Yeah
My pretend boy never hurts me
He speaks to me softly
And never gets rough
I'm never afraid that he'll wake up one day
And discover that I'm not enough
And my mama loves him
My daddy trusts him
He's all that I'll ever need
And he brings me roses
And always knows what to say
Who cares if its only
Pretend
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah who cares
Who cares
Yea-ah
Who cares
Yeah who cares yeah
Who cares if its only pretend

Written by:
Paul Saylor, Stefanie Londino

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