Sweeney Toad - Mythical Creature

I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature
A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation
I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again

I gave up all hope, impressed enough to stay home
Laying in the same tomb that is my twin mattress bed
In fact I get practice being dead but I sure feel like I am on fifty shades of meds
Let me get that Adderall I'll give you fifty cents i insist that we are friends, I'll a build a pretty fence
I am America, you are Mexico
I will help you siphon gas outside a Texaco
I'll never screw you over or need a do over
I am indeed sober once a year mid October
Sorta Betty and Veronica, a weapon plastered well framed
Portrait of America, perfection hashtag cell games
I am millennial an incredible fuckhead
I love cheeseburgers I am the king jughead
Peep the crown on my head I'm a bastard low key
Keep it down? Ok boomer hashtag master roshi

I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature
A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation
I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again

I took a bite of the most perfect looking apple
It was filled with poison seeds of death I looked like an asshole
I'm always being hassled by the man he is manly
Gladly a rusted part in the machine we stan Stan lee
Y'all can't see the hypocrisy in every move you make but
You can denial's one hell of a fake drug
I'm not here to be your friend I don't trust anyone
We are dystopian no hope in having any fun
I'm done, we're all done, wrap it up folks
Last call, drink your last one then we all become ghosts
Look at my mouth, it's going to need some soap
I'm drowning in swag, throw me a rope
Shoot dope or worship god, do whatever makes you happy
On 9/11 never forget I am best at rapping
I was trained in a temple by a mystical teacher
I am the M. C., the mythical creature

I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature
A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation
I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again

Written by:
Michael Sweeney Jr

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