2k12cr - Never Smoke Weed, Pt. 2

Never, ever smoke weed (Nope)
Never smoked in my life (Nope)
They call me Mr. Never Smoke
Cause I've never smoked in my life (Nope)
Never, ever smoke dope (Nope)
Never, ever toke green (Nope)
Evergreen, more like never green
Cause I've never, ever smoked weed (Nope)
I was walking through the forest (Forest)
The forest full of weed (Weed)
The forest grown by Satan (Satan)
Then Satan came to me (To me)
He said I'd better smoke that toke
But I'm too woke, so I said no
He bet that he could make me smoke
I just said, no, no, no

First he pulled the lighter out
Then he pulled some papers out
Then he pulled some Pringles out
I said no, and closed my mouth
Then he sat down on the couch
Then he pulled the TV out
Then he turned on Fuller House
I just said, no, no, no

Never smoke weed
Stay smoke free

Satan wasn't done (Nuh-uh)
That was only the start (Yup)
He tried to trick me many times
But I am way too smart (Too smart)
He offered me a salad (Salad)
A salad made of weed (Weed)
I threw the salad on the ground
Cause I'll never, ever smoke weed (Nope)
Then we teleported (Yup)
To a Rastafarian church (Pray)
All our clothes were made of hemp
And covered up in dirt (In dirt)
Everyone smoked weed (Weed)
It rose into the air (Urr)
Satan offered me a gas mask
There was weed in there (Haha)

First I tried to kick the door
Satan tried to block the door
But the smoke filled up his lungs
Then he fell down to the floor
If you smoke that weed
Even if you're Satan
Compared to someone who doesn't smoke
You're like a Super Saiyan

Never smoke weed
Stay smoke free

Written by:
Ben Cloutier

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