Bread Green - No-Nose Larry

No-Nose Larry- not a good smelling feller
He smelled worse than a sewer dweller
Spent his days living in a cellar
Full of fish

One day Larry started gawking
'Cause he saw a fish a-walking
Out the barrel- it was shocking
Made a wish

Larry don't you lie to me son
You know he's not the one
You know there's other fish in the sea
Larry don't you take it so hard
He's not the type that you are
If you have to have someone, why not me?

Larry was no boiling novice
He'd make pounds and pounds of crawfish
Everybody in the office
Loved the taste

They said
Larry, tell you what
You can really fill my gut
But you still smell worse than a goddamn mutt
Eating waste

Larry don't you lie to me son
You know he's not the one
You know there's other fish in the sea
Larry don't you take it so hard
He's not the type that you are
If you have to have someone, why not me?

Larry don't you lie to me son
You know he's not the one
You know there's other fish in the sea
Larry don't you take it so hard
He's not the type that you are
If you have to have someone, why not me?

Written by:
Peter Wiseman

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