bookworm. - North Side

I'm from the NORTH SIDE
Where its cold outside and ya horse just died
So ya climb inside like a tauntaun
I bong some bomb chron
Then I'm long gone
I fucked way to many chicks with no condom on my johnson
But wait! That's some ignorant shit
Like where the babysitter went?
Oh you replaced that chick with a television set?
I ain't sellin' vision yet, cuz you ain't buying it
I know you want it though cuz I see you eyeing it
And lying is what we need less of
Like we need more weed so we can burn the stress off
Look:
I'm a scientist at work while ya jerkin off in some hedonistic pursuits
Sure I do this for me too, but I got a better understanding of why
Because I don't take everything I read literally, but I look into everything a literate eye!

You're only Mr. Big cuz ya got ya dick stuck in that American Pie

Get it? Jason Biggs? That shit's fuckin' funny!

American Pie...

I'm from the NORTH SIDE
Where its cold outside and we ride in minus 25
And try to stay alive like Johnny 5
I'll high five Luke Sky in his robotic hand
And tell him Darth Vader is father again
Then i'll cut off his other hand and ship it to Alderaan
What's the point of all that?

I don't know I just like rapping about Star Wars.

So shut the fuck up and listen
Cuz I ain't tryin' to diss no positions
Like a mission full of Christians
Wishing for abortion abolition
It's not my position to diss em' or squish em'
Even if they playing opposition
Position sitting duck or paper tiger
The cat's in the bag and the bag's on fire!

Written by:
J. Dobski

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