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I tried
I really did
To have sex
Every time you wanted
But you wanted
And wanted
So much
That I finally offered
To go to couple's counseling

Maybe it was all my problem
Like you said
That I changed
And that wasn't fair
I was being unfair
I should always be there

And I wasn't there
For you
After you got your
Wisdom teeth pulled
Oh, I looked after you
For a few days
But you kept bleeding
Even after biting
On tea bags
And you wanted me
To be there
To watch you bleed
But I'm not a fucking doctor
Bitch
So I told you to call the doctor
And hung up on your ass

You gave me lots of opportunities
To apologize
Thank you
But I never did
Because I
I'm not sorry

You didn't really want
To go to couple's counseling, did you
Even though you said you would
You just wanted me to put out
Like I did before
So many, many times
Begging you for it
Please, please
Please give it to me

Fair or not
I'd had enough
Why shouldn't I have
Had enough
Of serving you
Mutherfuckah

And then we were
At a party
And they handed out
Water pistols
And you kept squirting me
In the face
So I pushed you
And you said
Did you just hit me?
And I said
Hmm, I guess I did

And then finally
You said
You wanted me
To go to couple's counseling
Alone
You were just looking for a blow job
Not for a nut job

We ate at our favourite
Thai food place
And I told you
I wasn't going to go
To couple's counseling alone
This was the end
I said
And you wondered why
I had to make you
Go out and find someone else

You gave me lots of opportunities
To apologize
Thank you
But I never did
Because I
I'm not sorry

And then we had break up sex
First time in a long time
And the last time ever
Though sometimes I still
Jerk off
Thinking about you

Written by:
Brian Gross

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