Safety Concerns - Ode to "One Pound Plus Bar"

Scour the pantry it must be there
My heart simply can't take another cacao scare
Laid bare tablespoons upon tablespoons of carbs
Contained within a massive Belgian chocolate bar

Five hundred grams ingested without thought
With the one pound plus bar that Cassady bought
Romantically inclined when she chose to procure
Such tumultuous tummy trouble I knowingly incur

Dopamine release the chocolate tastes good!
This tastes how all food inherently should
We reached the apex this is finally fucking it
Touring cloud nine in a fantastical chocolate blimp

A cocoa fountain springs in the desert of my mind
And chocolate artisan's medium is sublime
Only know pleasure during active consumption
Skipping on the almonds is a correct assumption

Written by:
Julian Faulkner

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