TurtleFrogMan - On the Banks of Stoney Creek

My very first exposure to an image pornographic
Was a magazine called hustler that we'd buried near a creek
We'd ride our bikes into the woods below the city traffic
And we'd take turns leafing through it so entranced we couldn't speak

There's a hustler magazine buried on the banks of stoney creek
My friends and I would ride our 10 speed bikes down there to take a little peek
There's a hustler magazine buried on the banks of stoney creek

Stony creek runs southward many miles to deliver
Its tiny payload to the middle fork vermilion river
If you happen to be walking on the banks of the sandy stony
And you spot a hustler magazine would you be so kind to phone me?

My very first exposure to an alcoholic beverage
Was a six pack of my mother's beer I managed to sneak past
We treated it like gold or like an asset we could leverage
We sipped it very carefully to try and make it last

There's 3 cans of coors light buried on the banks of stoney creek
We'd drink a sip or two and then we'd go behind a tree to take a leak
There's 3 cans of coors light buried on the banks of stoney creek

Stony creek runs southward many miles to deliver
Its tiny payload to the middle fork vermilion river
If you happen to be walking on the banks of the sandy stony
And you spot 3 cans of coors light would you be so kind to phone me?

My very first exposure to pregnancy prevention
Was a box of condoms my friend stole from his college age big brother
They were very brightly colored with French ticklers as extension
We ran beside the creek bed shaking our ticklers at each other

There's a box of condoms buried on the banks of stoney creek
They were ribbed for her enjoyment and the wrapper was shiny and sleek
There's a box of condoms buried on the banks of stoney creek

Stony creek runs southward many miles to deliver
Its tiny payload to the middle fork vermilion river
If you happen to be walking on the banks of the sandy stony
And you spot a box of condoms would you be so kind to phone me?

My very first exposure to behavior which was flagrant
I stole a pair of panties and a bra from my friend's laundry
I sniffed the soiled panties and I found them very fragrant
Were I spotted trying on the bra I would have been in quite the quandary

There's a bra and panties buried on the banks of stoney creek
The playthings of a horny kid, a perverted little freak
There's a bra and panties buried on the banks of stoney creek

Stony creek runs southward many miles to deliver
Its tiny payload to the middle fork vermilion river
If you happen to be walking on the banks of the sandy stony
And you spot a bra and panties would you be so kind to phone me?

My very first exposure to a sexual encounter
Was a latex love doll my friends dad had saved for an occasion
We blew her plump with a tire pump and then we took our turn to mount her
And we used the hustler magazine for added inspiration

There's a latex love doll buried on the banks of stoney creek
It didn't moan but all the friction made the rubber very loudly squeak
There's a latex love doll buried on the banks of stoney creek

Stony creek runs southward many miles to deliver
Its tiny payload to the middle fork vermilion river
If you happen to be walking on the banks of the sandy stony
And you spot a latex love doll would you be so kind to phone me?

Written by:
BD Shap

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