Robby Berman - One-Man Traffic Jam

Three miles an hour
Oozing
Slow as molasses
Creeping
Bumper to bumper
Sign says
"Nobody passes"
Brake lights
One then the other
Light in
Pissed-off succession
I can
See him who keeps me
In this slo-mo procession

(He says) I don't care
All you fools back there
You can honk and swear
But you won't get anywhere

You should back up, turn around and flee
I'm in charge here and you know I am
It's just too bad what you think of me
I'm a one-man traffic jam

Well, he could let us by
If he cared to try
Give us back our lives
And we'd all be on our way

(But he says)
Tough luck 'cuz I'm here to stay
You can tailgate like I give a damn
I could slow down if you want to play
I'm a one-man traffic jam

Out through the windshield
Rolling
Charge of the hopeless
Tail pipes
Fume at the pointless
Waiting
Nothing accomplished
Oh, well
There goes today
Forever
Give up
We'd best forget it
He's cruel
He's so demented
So slow
That knucklehead

(He says)
Back up, turn around and flee
I'm in charge here and you know I am
It's just too bad what you think of me
I'm a one-man traffic jam

(And he says)
Tough luck 'cuz I'm here to stay
You can tailgate like I give a damn
I could slow down if you want to play
I'm a one-man traffic jam

Written by:
Robby Berman

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