Mommy Pants - Opportunities

You woke up today it's a miracle
You're still breathing isn't that wonderful
But you must slave at work or suffer through school
Or deal with other people maybe just a creepy uncle

But you have been blessed with a brand new day
If you're quite depressed this might not be okay
I'm not a therapist so I don't know what to tell you
If you think life sucks well it's definitely true

Maybe you need a new friend or two
Or adventure alone and learn something new
Like how other people also have problems
Or you might die later and not have to solve them

Today is a new day holy fucking shit
And you can find time to play at least a little bit
Except for those creepy uncles fuck them
But not really cause that's what they want

Written by:
BRANDON HARIG

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