Za's Stair - Packet of Evil

So this man comes up to me
Says he's got a little packet of evil
It's wrapped up in something I can't understand
This dirty little packet of evil

Would I buy it for a quarter
Would I buy it for a dime
Said I could pay him later
If I saw him in time

I took it home, unwrapped it so
It jumped into the outlets and the lights went low
The fridge it started hummin' and the oven buzzed
The faucets all turned on and emitted fuzz
Then the floorboards rattled underneath my feet
The downstairs neighbors became quite irate
Cops they were arrivin' as the chimney blew
A purple cloud of mayhem mixed with velvet goo
Then the world started crumblin' and I fell through
At the bottom of forever saw that man I knew

Written by:
Frank DiPietro

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