Fall in Green - Quick Get Your Lows

Too much excitement in your life?
Sick of smiles and silly, supercilious, soulful speak?
Want to escape from sickening laughter?
Delightful felicities?
Chance serendipities?
Glee and jollity?
Well, look no further!
Get your own Happiness Zapper
Comes in all sizes
Handbag, Manbag, GrabBag, SatchelBag, ClutchBag
BaguetteBag, BowlingBag, DuffelBag, HoboBag, LaptopBag, ToteBag, WristletBag
And now available in carrier bag!
Simply hold your Happiness Zapper for two minutes under running water
Boom!
Bit of ol'Melancholia
Bipolar
Anxiety, Crisis Identity
Attention Deficit, OCD a bit
Postpartum, Separation, Public Masturbation
Mental Retardation
Exhibitionist, Narcissistic, Fetishistic
Histrionic, Catatonic
Tourettes, Stutters, Paranoiac Mutters
Selective Mute

Available in all sorts of colours!

Grey, OffGrey, SlightlyGrey, GreyishGrey, DimGrey, AchromaticGrey, SlateGrey, NickelGrey, GainsboroGrey SilverGrey, DarkslateGrey, LightslateGrey, Midslategrey, MeduimtomidslateGrey and MediumtomidslatewithsilverhighlightsGrey
And now available in SpanishGrey!

6 for the price of 8!
Available while stocks last
Batteries required

Written by:
Deborah Edgeley

Publisher:
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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