Holt's Dad and the Key Ticklers - Raccoon Shit

Well, there was a raccoon
Then, he was in my car, and-
Dude, how'd he get in your cool car

I left my windows down for like two nights
And Maunkiss just comes in
And like, I had all this food in my back seat
And Maunkiss just like, eats all of it
And like, shits all over all my seats

And then it was like, in my car
Cuz I rolled up the windows
But Maunkiss was still in there and I didn't know it

And so I come back today and I just see this raccoon
Like, chillin' on my car seat
And it wouldn't come out

Like, I opened the door
And it like, wouldn't come out
And then it came out and had a seizure and I had to shoot him
(Dude, how'd he get in your cool car)

I left my windows down for like two nights
And Maunkiss just comes in
And like, I had all this food in my back seat
And Maunkiss just like, eats all of it
And like, shits all over all my seats

And then it was like, in my car
Cuz I rolled up the windows
But Maunkiss was still in there and I didn't know it
And so I come back today and I just see this raccoon
Like, chillin' on my car seat

And it wouldn't come out
Like, I opened the door
And it like, wouldn't come out
And then it came out and had a seizure and I had to shoot him
It's kinda fucked up

Written by:
Travis Wheeler, Zach Walters, Zack Holt

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