Roadkill Kenneth - Radarpar

For ten thousand years have I roamed across Cosmos
Yeah! I have
Me? A celestial body, similar to nothing
An organ, sized like a smallish planet
With ten thousand daughters of the same quality
And me, a four-faced cleaner
For ten thousand years, from hole to hole
He has cleaned our caverns
Without broom or detergents
Lo! How well he has cleaned
While we relaxed and took delight
In his Musculus Linguae!
A fantastic object, that washes my lips
And wounds, or in other words
Mother-o'-Law's request
Is fulfilled. She's Very Happy!
This happiness is shared by me
The Toyboy of Mother-o'-Law
Hey little Toyboy, how are you doing?

Four Finns are cleaning this planet
On a daily basis
Four Finns are passionate
About good hygiene
We don't know why
It just happened that one day
We were here, you and I
And you gave a thorough cleaning
To my celestial body
We became a radar pair

To tell the truth
I love madame Mother-o'-Law
She's the mother of mothers
Whose equal is not to be found
But ten thousand years at work is hard
On a gigolo's knees, and neck, and tongue
And, believe me, the number of skin folds
Do not decrease
The number remains unchanged
While my hair fades to grey
Savantovit!
Aeons come and pass
And you're not getting any younger
How will it end?
The answer is to be found in the next videos

Four Finns are cleaning this planet
On a daily basis
Four Finns are passionate
About good hygiene
We don't know why
It just happened that one day
We were here, you and I
And you gave a thorough cleaning
To my celestial body
We became a radar pair

I am so tired
Savantovit! Verily, you're kind and sweet
But not a perpetual motion machine
Is there a chance for us
To find peace and be granted a pension?
Mother-o'-Law!? Any thoughts on that?

Four Finns are cleaning this planet
On a daily basis
Four Finns are passionate
About good hygiene
We don't know why
It just happened that one day
We were here, you and I
And you gave a thorough cleaning
To my celestial body
We became a radar pair
Why are you still here, Savantovit?

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Roadkill Kenneth

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