The Harlot Queens - Ren Faire Royals (Parody)

I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on wooden rings, in the cradle
And I'm not proud of my old dress
In a torn-up shire, no kingdom envy

But every song's like gold rings, grey silk, trippin' over pageboys
Blood stains, fancy gowns, trashin' up the great hall
We don't care, we're ridin' coaches through our dreams
But everybody's like goblets, tourneys, diamonds on your breastplate
Big swords, chainmail, sheriff's on a short leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler)
You can call me queen bee
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule)
Let me live that fantasy

My friend and I we've taken baths
We count our shillings on the way to the market
And everyone who knows us knows, that we're fine with this
We didn't come from money

But every song's like crossbows, trebuchet, hanging at the joust field
Sweet mead, turkey legs, drinking at the tavern
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler)
You can call me queen bee
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule)
Let me live that fantasy

Oh, oh, oh (Oh, oh, oh)
Oh, oh oh (oh-oh)
Oooh-oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen
Oh, oh, oh (Oh, oh, oh)
Oh, oh oh (oh-oh)
Life is great without a care
We aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler)
You can call me queen bee
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule)
Let me live that fantasy

Written by:
Seana Lamothe

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