Chubbz Nipple - Rock Hard

Yea, Chubbz, uh
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Yea, a lot gets me excited
Let me enlighten, my smile brightens
When I'm bumpin' privates
(Who wants to have a sword fight?)
I like writin' and rhymin' bout drinkin' liquor
Till my liver is littered with hepatitis (Yah)
I'm in a crisis cause I like my friends with benefits
But one of them happens to be a distant relative
(You sick fuck!)
But I'm happy as ever, shit
Happy as having pregnancy tests come back negative (Ohhh)
(Amen brother!)
Another reason to praise Jesus
I can utilize my penis and not supervise a fetus
(Preach!)
That's why he was crucified, believe it
He just died for our sins and dehumanized my semen
(You're going to Hell!)
(Whoa) Summer 2020 is eatin' season
In a couple months I'll fall in love and she'll just end up leavin'
She been bitter as winter, yea it's the saddest thing
I been makin' it rain, breaking in my mattress springs
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Yuh, the kid's back, the kid's back
Watch her bend it over like Beckham while I kick back
Get back, bitch ass
You could get the bitch slap
Goin' harder than Tom Brady's kids when they kiss dad
(Mwah)
Yea I'm a little silly
I like making fun of racist cousin-kissers from Mississippi (Yah)
I been sippin' whiskey, I'm a little tipsy
Yea the Nipple's goin' hard it must be a little chilly
(Whoa)
I love ballin' bro, I'm on the gridiron
Bringin' bitches home, sippin' juice, Mark McGuire
Everything's a joke, shout out to Rich Pryor
I eat Taco Bell and you can tell, ha
Cause my shit's fire
(It was worth it!)
Bitch this is my purpose
Cookin' fire like a furnace
I like clownin' at the circus (Yah)
You can hate the verses
But one thing's for certain
If you rock with me then farm the beat
And t-t-t-t-turnip
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
I'm a fuckin' psychopath
Fathers hate the way I write my raps
Got their daughters hot and bothered
Not afraid to fight a dad (Square up Mr. Smith!)
I'm on fire like a strike a match
Surely you heard he dirty
Hurry up and wipe my ass
(You're nasty!)
I like rockin' and boppin'
Let's go to work, gotta clock in
Need my direct deposit (Whoa)
I keep that motha fuckin' thang on me
No, not a Glock bitch
When I say that motha fuckin' thang
I'm talkin' hot pockets (Mama Mia)
Drippin' like a faucet, whippin' in my Honda Fit
Y'all are soft as shit, bitch
I'm the opposite
Hard as iron, silver, brass, steel, glass, copper, tin
Always lookin for my next bone, archaeologist (Whoa)
I like poppin' zits, I like droppin' hits
I like people gettin' karma like Osama Bin-Laden did (Bitch)
I like being short, promise I acknowledge it
But honestly, I kinda seem to look just like a Hobbit, bitch
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard
Bop hard, drop hard, I'm a fuckin' rockstar
Always got the top shelf in a fuckin' stocked bar
Pop Tarts, John Stark
Flippin' off cop cars
These are all the things that make me fuckin' rock hard

Written by:
Joshua Barlow

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