DJ Cul de Sac - Romancing a Florist

My heart requires a root and branch review
I'm in love with the florist what's a boy to do
I'm head clover heels
But my life's not rosy
I've become a borderline stalker
Or at best nosy posy
I find an excuse to walk past her shop every day
She's my blossoming beauty
My darling buds of May
I don't know from whence these feelings stem
But I go weak at the glimpse of my ladies hem
It's hard to explain the words of state I'm in
I'd give anything to feel her tulips against my skin
So intoxicated by her flower power
Just the thought of courting fair lady
Makes me cower
And whilst there's a dozen things that I want from her
I can't get my words out
All I do is slur
Oh if only I wasn't such a weed
Perhaps then she'd realize I'm what she needs
And at the risk of getting far too risqué
I'd give this girl floral every night and day
We haven't even got a budding romance
But this girl's my fuchsia if she'd give me half a chance
I want to plant the seed that we are meant to be
And let her know my strong intentions
To get down on one knee
I'm picturing our growing family
With her fertile ground doing what it can with my seed
And yet still the pressing issue remains
That our love will never blossom
Whilst my tongues tied up in chains
I really need to take a leaf out of my own book
And tell her how I feel and not just stare and look
But I'm not the kind of guy who pulls up many trees
Yet would this floriculturist give me a chance please
Oh buttercup you take my breath away
Real ironic as so much o two's coming off your floral display
So I put the petal to the metal and rose to the task
Stop being a pansy boy
Just approach her and ask
I pollen count down the hours until you open your store
Today's the day I ask you out once and floral
So here I am waiting for my botanical babe
Rooted to the spot and feeling afraid
But I'm just a garden variety guy
And I'm starting to wilt I'm all bunched up inside
Please forgive my current in carnation
I just can't do this today and I flee the location
She loves me
She loves me not
Maybe I'll find out tomorrow
If my plans don't all go to pot

Written by:
DJ de Sac

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