Ariel Pink - Santa's in the Closet

Santa Claus is in the closet
Santa's in the water closet
Takin' off his leotard
PJs, underwear
Oh, ho-ho-ho

Santa's gone and lost his apron
Santa's cooking up some bacon
[?] on the [?]
[?] took away

Santa's in the closet
Santa's [?]

Sixty candles, make a wish
Santa's cake is on the dish
Steady [?] rock instead
Rocking at the kitchen door

Santa Claus is in the closet
Santa's in the water closet
Takin' off his leotard
PJs, underwear
Oh, ho-ho-ho

18 karat, ginger snap
[?] push is coming back
[?]
And he doesn't know jack

[?]
[?] spices at the door
[?]
And he doesn't know jack

Up the [?] pull the latch
[?] footsteps down the hatch
Santa's movin' down the hall
[?]

Santa Claus is at the bar
Santa wants to break the law
Santa's goin', goin' down
And Santa wants to go to hell

18 karat, ginger snap
[?] push is coming back
[?]
And he doesn't know jack

Santa's locked in the closet
[?]
I don't know how he got there
Or what he's doing here

Written by:
Ariel Marcus Rosenberg

Publisher:
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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