Yetiface - Santa Is A Greasy Prick

I was fast asleep
One winter's night
When all of a sudden
I pulled out my rusty knife
I heard some creep
Comin' out of my chimney
I heard some creep
Comin' out of my chimney
So I went into the room
And the bastard was peeing
So I went into the room
And the bastard was peeing
A fat old man
In a blarghin' red suit
I said fuck you
I'm gonna file a law suit
A fat old man
In a blarghin' red suit
I said fuck you
I'm gonna file a law suit
He tried to take a swing
But I stabbed him in the face
But I stabbed him in the face
But I stabbed him in the face
He tried to take a swing
But I stabbed him in the face
But I stabbed him in the face
Santa Claus is a piece of shit
Santa Claus is a piece of shit
I'm gonna kill you Santa!
And then I used my knife
To fuck Santa in the asshole
Real deep
Real hard
He liked it so much
Oh the blood came out his bum
Oh how the blood came out his bum
Santa Claus you big fat fuck
Santa Claus you big fat fuck
Santa Claus you big fat fuck

Written by:
Mark Howitt

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